Sorry, there is no actual English section on this site. Maybe there will be, maybe there won't.

Right now I do not even quite manage to be funny or witty in my native tongue. So how the <unimaginative word with four letters> do you expect me to be either in a foreign language? Go get your own page and try!

But it does add an international and weblike touch to have an "English" link on the page, doesn't it?